Election 2024 subjected to a popularity contest. Is Sweden in support of the Dems?

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The State of the Union Address: Awkward. 

It’s not the worst assessment of the State of Union Address as the divide was blatantly clear, the reds versus the blues. 

Congress lacked team spirit, and it disappointed any concerted efforts to bring them together. As if the parents of the House had forced Republicans to go to school, the Democrats were all too eager to seem like a unit, making it cringe-worthy to watch every time Vice President Kamala Harris hit another chair squat as the House Speaker seated next to her avoided her every movement so as not to laugh. 

Then, Sweden’s Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson showed support, officially joining NATO. Whose idea was it to bring over company during a family affair? However, Biden addressed the following matters: war in Ukraine, COVID-19, Abortion rights/IVF Treatments, Jobs, Healthcare, Education, and Scientific Research.

President Biden Addresses the Predecessor and President Putin and Sweden?

The war in Ukraine has continued, and Biden expressed his concerns about his colleagues as members of Congress blocked funding efforts. Biden said, “It wasn’t long ago when a Republican president named Ronald Reagan thundered, ‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.’” Republicans were unmoved, and whoever wrote the president's speech needs a spanking because anyone could have seen that coming a mile away crickets. Although, it did get a wince out of the Speaker of the House.   

Biden kept referring to a “former republican predecessor” with no mention of his name, which was a huge mistake. Either address the opponent or don’t. Too many young voters are confused and caught in mouse traps, lured in with promises or incentives during campaigns and then left with unaddressed questions when issues arise. This can trigger misinformation and discourage potential voters, leading to more non-voters. Young people are better off reading a book and paying close attention to their local elected officials so they may instinctively discern for themselves and choose wisely. 

At last, Sweden’s presence is aloof and mysterious at best. It is uncertain if they are a poster child for potential voters or if they are simply visiting America at the right time and place. Whatever the case, this isn’t the time for the Democrats to show off their foreign connections. 

Women’s Issues: Roe v. Wade, IVF Treatment

The president addressed women’s issues as the most important. It is, after all, Women’s Month. These issues almost seem timeless, and not for good reasons. Biden invited Laytorya Beasley, a female victim of IVF Treatment restrictions, after her state shut down treatments upon the overturning of Roe v. Wade. 

Also in attendance was Kate Cox, who had her rights infringed upon when she was told she needed to receive an emergency abortion due to complications and, due to the ruling, was forced to move her family out of state to receive care. In an attempt to uplift all women, the President said, “If you, the American people, send me a Congress that supports the right to choose, I promise you I will restore Roe v. Wade as the law of the land again!”

How Body Language Tells a Different Story

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson did his best to minimize his facial expressions, and impressively so, but I caught on to it and wish to take a deep dive into what he may have been thinking. 

At the time of the ceremony, Johnson seemed on board with his lofty applause but stood out immediately as he showed little movement compared to Vice President Kamala Harris, who repeatedly stood for applause during the speech. Now, what does this have to do with anything?

Well, it speaks to people in the audience, like myself, who were able to hone in on some of the features resting on his face. 

The slow, controlled eye blinking indicates a person trying to control their movements. Or the pressed lips, which at moments tightened, an indication of distrust, disapproval, or distaste. The closed posture and slightly hunched shoulders suggested unfriendliness, hostility, and anxiety. This body language contrasted with Harris’ relaxed posture when seated. 

It just goes to show that the optics aren’t always what they appear to be. Americans must do their due diligence and go to the bathroom before talking to the entire nation. 

Popularity Will Win the Election Come November

Two words: charisma and transparency. 

The election lacks the youth, character, and representation that is indicative of America. What it doesn’t lack is a sense of humor, hence why we should all tune into the next episode of “The Simpsons” and “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen” to find out who will win in November.

Did you know that on an episode of “The Simpsons,” former President Donald Trump, who just recently won the Republican Primary, had approximately 91 criminal charges stacked up against him—another first in nationwide history was not only predicted to have won his first election but a second term also! 

The Simpsons have made wild accusations for years and even went to great lengths to suggest the re-election of the former President. We’ll have to tune in for the results. 

American Spirit Needs Some Work

American representatives lack team spirit. If only there were a way to gather everyone together where they could participate in team activities, cohabit for about a week or two, and develop a...oh wait, our nation leaders need a Build-a-Bear and Color Me Mine retreat.