Where is my opinion piece homie?

Yo Jeremy,

Waddup wid da webpage?? I don't see my opinion piece. Are you crazy?? Youse have a deathwish? Ya'll want me to open a can of whuppass on you? Dog, be real. If'n my opinion piece ain't on da page soon, I don't know what. Ya'll must be crazy up in there. Ya feel me?

Peace out,

Jeff Higley